George, I want to thank you for doing a good job in Iraq and Afghanistan. You have destroyed more infidels I could ever hope for. Please keep up the good work. And don´t let those heretic democrats mess with my plans. Remember that heaven is waiting for you with all joy, virgins, and Viagra. I have recently learned that we have a new threat as Pope Benedictus has declared against me and my children. I wish you would start planning on action against him and his followers. The trick you did with WTC and WMD was great, maybe something similar could work with Italy, Spain, and South American countries. Thus spoke your One and Only True God.
P.S. Did you know, that if you reverse the word "God" you get word "Dog".