Dear Osama,

I hereby confirm our agreement that all Iraqis join the Al Qaida today. This includes all women, children, cats, and dogs. However I sincerely wish that you keep this little agreement of us confidential, as the gungo ho Americans are trigger happy and might start massacring our civilians if they continue to develope their paranoid accusions regarding the long gone weapons of mass destructions. May Allah be merciful to us.

Your brother in faith,


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