The Most Amazing Web Shop of The Universe
Welcome to the Amazing Web Shop, the market leader of virtually all virtual businesses in the whole wide world (www™). What we don't have, you don't need. We give you full money back guarantee (*) of all your purchases.
Our exclusive Internet-only offerings include:
- A superior Web-to-Mail service for secure web use.
- Don't let others to bully you. Get a life from us!
- Sex tourist certificate, a once in a life-time opportunity to prove you're The Man.
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With our superior Web-to-Mail service your can surf the Internet truly safely, and archive the pages you have visited easily. Simply send us the URL (web address) you are interested in, and we will mail you back the page printed in color, and adequately censored from adult content, viruses and other harmful things. Remember, there is only a limited amount of paper in the world left. Order yours right away!
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Please choose the express delivery if you wish to increase your surfing speed.
Have you ever wondered about your life? Or has someone told you to get a life? We have a perfect solution. Let us be your life-keepers and order your Life Diploma today! Next time someone tells you to get a life, you can show him the diploma and prove that you already got one, and make the other person embarrassed in front of all other people. In the dark and shady moments of your life you can go to your happy place by simply taking your diploma in your hands and holding it close to your chest. Cool, eh?
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(*) & Disclaimer & Legal stuff & © & ® & ™: Our warranty covers all possible damages, whether direct or indirect. To get a warranty exchange or full refund, please send us all your original receipts and invoices and all other evidence to our Warranty Processing Unit. Please note that by contacting us you waive all your rights regarding everything. The Amazing Web Shop, Burkina Faso, The Democratic Republic of Fiji, Japan. Thank you. All rights reserved.